I know where you got this !
I know mom.. it’s all inspired by the stuff you tell me. Where was I..
“Troopers don’t understand post teleportation interception bodies. They look at us getting by, looking ok enough, they don’t see the trauma within us, it’s too deep for their eyes.
At first I received many threats, I knew they came from this jealous Tunisian girl, the one who inherited her mom’s plastic face syndrome. But she doesn’t scare me, and the Troopers don’t scare me either. Being here is a punishment for them too honestly, that’s why they make our lives so terrible. They’ve been intercepting our teleportations for 3 generations, you think they did any research on these interceptions’ impact on our bodies ? When you teleport, your body disassembles at the quantum level, can you imagine the violence of being arrested in such a messy state ? We have one or two medications for this, like this ointment, let me show you. This thing helps your skin cells recover their pre-teleportation state. But it’s only cosmetic. You have no idea how many hunger strikes we went on to get this manufactured. There are more and more plastic face syndromes around because of the quality of the food. We seriously eat like dogs, but at least we have it better than the first generation now that we know how to desalinate ocean water. We still mostly get our proteins from crocodile meat, some small reptiles, clams and some lost sh that made it past the magnetic eld.
Anyways, I get carried away... Tomorrow we party, we celebrate a very special occasion. It my mom’s 80th birthday and her rejuv’ was a success, she looks 22 again, an age where she still lived in Morocco. I won’t lie, her skin is tighter than mine and that kinda stresses me out but I can’t wait for her to show it off in the sexy dress I got her for tomorrow. I ordered all green catering like a good CAPSYA, a band that plays as if they left home yesterday and the best MC in town.
This is how we party on the CAPS.”
How are you gonna get grandma to look 22 ?